#StrongBlackBoobs

#StrongBlackBoobs

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A safe space for humor & breast cancer awareness

boobS BULLETIN

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LATEST NEWS

#boobbrilliance

NPR accepted my boobs.

We're deeply honored to have our boobs featured in NPR’s post-cancer storytelling web project. Hope the attention they get doesn't give the government a cause to shut the whole thing down.

#NPR

#blackbreastfriend


Created by comedian, New York Foundation of the Arts CAC grantee and breast cancer disruptor Suzette Simon, #StrongBlackBoobs exists to create comedic digital, social media, and broadcast initiatives that inspire, increase breast health awareness, and heighten self-esteem among breast cancer patients of color.


#StrongBlackBoobs is here to present another side to the war on breast cancer inequities for WOC. Comedy is Suzette’s weapon and humor is her ammunition. Suzette Simon is your friendly neighborhood breast cancer disruptor who proudly wears the badge of #BlackBreastFriend! Breast cancer is SCARY, but for WOC, the stats are SCARIER as we die the most. More alarming - breast health isn't translating into tangible actions by WOC. As an activist/artist, she is aim to present a wake-up call to WOC.


Suzette is becoming infamous for posting funny musings - primarily on social media - on her cancer journey along with other fun stuff to help others learn about the disease and the risks for Black women.

about me

about me

“I am a daughter of a woman who died of breast cancer and I didn’t go through a bilateral mastectomy to have NEW lazy boobs. I’m just here to sprinkle a little #BLACKBOOBMAGIC by making those grim breast statistics disappear for women of color, one laugh at a time.” #NoLazyBoobs

  • Make #BlackBoobMagic
  • Be your #BlackBreastFriend
  • Master #CancerBadassery
  • Re-Imagine Black Boob Leadership
  • Aspire to be #AmericasNextTopCancerSurvivor
  • Save the boobs of communities of color one laugh at a time

Suzette Simon wants to:

Suzette Simon wants to:

#NoLazyBoobs

  • KNOW THAT:
    • Black women face a higher risk
    • Black women die the most from breast cancer
    • Black women tend to get breast cancer younger
    • There are others out there to support you
    • Breast cancer is among the most researched and funded diseases. Support organizations that are TRULY transparent on how they serve WOC and boob equality. How did we get here?
    • Your Black boobs are loved. Love your boobs and your boobs will love you back.


  • KNOW HOW TO:
    • Check your breasts, breastplate and lymph nodes in your neck and underarm every first of the month for ANY changes, not just lumps
    • Advocate for your health at ANY age - young or mature adult

Suzette Simon wants U to:

Suzette Simon wants U to:

Titty timeline

Boobs in the Mirror

(reflecting on what’s next)

boobs-of-Steel

(Expanders)

The breakup

(boobleSS)

Kentucky

Fried Boobies

(Extra crispy breasts)

Back-up boobs

(stunt doubles)

no lazy boobs

(Implants)

about my boobs

about my boobs

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MEET

#teamTATAS

the back-up boobs

harriet boobman

rosa peaks

SPICE

SPICE

baby boob

binger boob

scary

BOOBS

BOOBS

titties @ work

titties @ work

areolA monologueS:

WISDOM STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOBS - fun THOUGHTS

  • MORE TO COME

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Advice for black women

areolA monologueS:

WISDOM STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOBS - DEEP THOUGHTS

  • MORE TO COME

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Demystifying & destigmatizzing the radiation journey for Women of color

“I’m a snack”

“I’m a snack”

radiatioN burns

One Kentucky fried Extra crispy breast to go!

COMEDY PSAs

COMEDY PSAs

kentucky fried boobs

KFB

PSA - Black girl’s d.i.y. breast self-exam doll

PSA - Black girl’s d.i.y. breast self-exam doll

#strongblackboobs

#strongblackboobs

cut Cancer Outta Here instructions:

  1. Circle of Care: Start by gently circling your chest area, just as you would your own breasts during a self-exam. Use your fingertips to feel for any unusual lumps or changes in texture.
  2. Node-Navigating Ninjas: Feel around your underarm area to check for any swollen lymph nodes. These are like the body's defenders, so take note of any unusual bumps.
  3. A Gentle Squeeze: Give your boobs a gentle squeeze. Feel for any discharge or changes in texture. Report any unusual findings to your healthcare provider.
  4. Smooth as Silk: Run your fingers gently over your breast skin. Pay attention to any puckering, dimpling, or changes in the skin's texture.
  5. Areola Investigator: Look for any changes in direction, color, or discharge. Be vigilant.
  6. Mirror Magic: Check your breasts in the mirror for any visible changes in size, shape, or color
  7. Posture Matters: Repeat the examination while lying down. This helps spread out the breast tissue and makes it easier to detect any anomalies.
  8. Breast Elevation: Strike a pose, superstar! Raise your arms above your head and give your breasts the spotlight they deserve. This diva-like move might just reveal any subtle changes or surprises in the breast showbiz!


Repeat Regularly: Make breast self-exams a monthly habit.

Note any changes and consult a healthcare professional if you notice anything unusual.

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WHILE BLACK WOMEN GET CANCER SLIGHTLY LESS THAN WHITE WOMEN BLACK WOMEN DIE 40% MORE

MONTHLY BREAST CANCER SELF EXAMS SAVE BLACK BOOBS

xoxo #BlackBreastFriend

CHEMO-BRAIN COMEDY

CHEMO-BRAIN COMEDY

comedy in chemo

comedy in chemo

live from chemo!

stand up comedy | company presentations

stand up comedy | company presentations

COMPANY PRESENTATION@MELIO | MSK - MAGAZINE PROFILE JOKE

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TITTIES ON tv + Online advocacy

TITTIES ON tv + Online advocacy

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TITTIES ON tv + Online advocacy

TITTIES ON tv + Online advocacy

SCRIPPS - The Breast Cancer+Comedy Starts

QUIRKY STORYTELLING

2024 WEBBY AWARDS SCHOLARSHIP

2024 ANTHEM AWARDS SCHOLARSHIP

Titties winning AWARDS

Titties winning AWARDS

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Titties winning grants!

Titties winning grants!


NEW YORK FOUNDATION OF THE ARTS, CITY ARTIST CORP GRANT

Titties in print media

Titties in print media

Black women die 40% more than white women.

you shouldn't die just because Your Boobs are black.

WELLNESS WARRIORS

FITGIRL MAGIC

DYING OF LAUGHTER

titties on podcasts

titties on podcasts

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2021


The Skimm


National Association of Health Service Executives, NY Regional Chapter


Robin Hood Foundation | Blue Ridge Labe


MEMORIAL SLOAN KETTERING

2022


Melio - Company Presentation


Harvard Club

1st Annual Oncodermatology Society Members Meeting


MEMORIAL SLOAN KETTERING

2020


Living Beyond Breast Cancer


Pampered and Pink

WHEN BOOBS SPEAK Live...

Titties DOING SPEECHES

Titties DOING SPEECHES

headshots | resume & bio | pictures

headshots | resume & bio | pictures

Titties want to thank u!

Titties want to thank u!

Family & friends

DOCTORS & STAFF MSK

DOCTORS & STAFF NYU LANGONE

the editors that have collaborated with me

SHASHERET | MANDY SAULER

MARK GARRISON | Terri Green | DIVINE HAIR DONATION

THE LIMIT FIT

jamie bressler

Amy’s Organbank

corporations I have spoken at

L’oreal | la roche posay

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titties want to Connect: contact us!

titties want to Connect: contact us!

EMAIL

STRONGBLACKBOOBS@GMAIL.COM

SOCIAL MEDIA

@strongblkboobs - twitter / x

@strongblackboobs - instagram

@strongblackboobs - youtube, tiktok